Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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