Do vagina's smell?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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