At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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