I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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