Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you didnt know i had herpes?
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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