I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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