My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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