I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Randomize