i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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