just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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