Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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