He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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