grandma shit on top of the toilet
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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