it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
