I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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