Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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