i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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