what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
So much rum. So many feels.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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