I wish i was in the wii world.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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