The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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