It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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