What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
