i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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