I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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