I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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