You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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