How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
