im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
dude i'm inner monologue high
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just want nice things and good sex
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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