You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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