My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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