How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Boobs are out for the taking
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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