um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
