I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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