I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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