yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
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okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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