I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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