I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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