Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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