Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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