You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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