physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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