I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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