in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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