Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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