I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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