Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.