I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.