I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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