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That's how twitter works, right?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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