Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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