I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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