If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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