we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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