Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
